One Bright Morning
Okay this poem just made me laugh. I got it off the internet. Enjoy!
I come before you, to stand behind you.
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Early this morning late last night.
Two dead soldiers began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A legless donkey passing by.
Kicked both men right in the eye.
It knocked them over a 10 foot wall.
Into a ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard their cries.
And came and shot those two dead guys.
If you don't believe this story's true.
Ask the blind man - he saw it too!
I come before you, to stand behind you.
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Early this morning late last night.
Two dead soldiers began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A legless donkey passing by.
Kicked both men right in the eye.
It knocked them over a 10 foot wall.
Into a ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard their cries.
And came and shot those two dead guys.
If you don't believe this story's true.
Ask the blind man - he saw it too!
posted by Gloria at 7:21 AM
2 Comments:
when we were younger, I always asked Brandy to recite this poem! I think it's reslly funny!
I read it to Tina after I found it. She fell in love with it and so did I so... I printed it up and now it is hanging on my poster board in my room.
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