Only In America......

Only in America......
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.

Only in America......
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.