“You might be a home schooler if…”

I thought these were pretty funny. Mostly because these are true about our family.

You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before you can study.

Your school bus is a nine-passenger van.

You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.

Your father has ever told you to tell the check-out lady at Wal-Mart, "We're on a field trip."

Your yearbook is also your babybook.

All the signatures on your graduation diploma end with the same last name.

The name "Gregg Harris" brings more to mind than a relief pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

You wept over the election results in Virginia last year.

Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin.

You first real date is on your honeymoon.

Bill Gothard's birthday is a school holiday.

You're allowed to listen to music during class.

You can eat all of your meals in class.

The highlight of your year is the curriculum fair.

The majority of your schoolwork is done on the couch

Your only classmates are 3 and 8 grades behind you.

You never get a snow-day.

You've ever been asked if you are properly socialized.

You know what Saxon, A Beka, & Konos are.

The only bell that rings at your school is the telephone homeschooling phone

Your school planner has a column entitled, "chores".

Your kitchen table serves as a lab, supply center, work area, and occasionally a place to eat.

4 out of your 5 magazine subscriptions pertain to homeschooling (The Teaching Home, Homeschooling Today, etc.)
You think that an "Anglo Saxon" is a math book.
When you check out of the library, your stack of books is taller than the librarian.

You have to stop and think when asked, "What grade are you in?"

You start to get frantic in April when you still have 3 classics and 15 other books left to read.

You shop for back-to-school clothes in your older siblings hand-me-down pile.

You come to school in your PJ's.

Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.

The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.

A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.

You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.

Health class consists of eating breakfast.